Sep 15
My belly hurts from laughing over this one. So cute!!!
Jun 30
Our friend Mike sent this to me a while back – I thought it was worth sharing. Thanks, Puff!
- My husband and I divorced over religious differences.He thought he was God and I didn’t.
- I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
- Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
- I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
- Don’t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
- You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
- I’m not a complete idiot — Some parts are missing.
- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
- NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
- God must love stupid people; He made so many.
- The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
- Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- Being “over the hill” is much better than being under it!
- Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up!!!!
- Procrastinate Now!
- I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
- A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
- Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
- They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
- He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
- A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
- Ham and eggs…A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
- The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
- The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
- I smile because I don’t know what the hell is going on.
Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!
Life is too short and friends are too few!
Jun 28
My brother sent me this very, very funny video. If you’ve ever done any kind of tech support, you’ll be able to relate to this one!!
Oh and this probably isn’t safe for work, depending on your workplace!! It’s a slow site but well worth the wait.
Apr 30
This was sent me by our friend Jim. Thanks, Jim!!
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
“There’s a car being towed from the parking lot”, he shouted.
A few moments passed .. “An ambulance just drove by”
A few moments later,” Looks like the Anderson’s have company”, he called out.
“Matt’s riding a new bike….”
A few moments later, ‘Looks like the Sanders are moving”
“Jason is on his skate board….”
A few more moments, “The Coopers are having sex !!”
Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out,
“How do you know they are having sex ?”
“Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too.”
Apr 14
The site is in German, but the pictures speak for themselves…
Must be in German, weiter is next, zurück is previous?
Mar 22
My friend Jane sent this. Thanks, Jane!! 
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what’s wrong.
“I feel terrible,” ! he explains, “I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM.”
The blonde says, “Don’t worry.”
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, “What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?”
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says..
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(You know you’re gonna be sorry)
(Last chance)
(OK, here it is)
It says,
“Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave.”
Happy Easter!!!
Mar 09
Trav sent me this page – it’s quite amazing! I especially like the one with the cat above the water.
Feb 14
My mom sent this today – I just love this stuff!! I had been looking for ideas on things to make in addition to Cream Cheese Penguins, and here it is. Thanks, Mom!
What Chefs Do When They Are Bored
I think the next time I have to bring a dish somewhere, I’ll try the frogs and sheep. Also be sure to check out some of the links below the pictures… there’s some funny stuff on there!
Feb 01
It’s videos like this that make me so glad to work at home!!
I would say more but a lot of the stuff on there makes me speechless.
Nov 14
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“Hunting flies,” he responded.
“Oh. ! Killing any?” she asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell them apart?”
He responded,
“3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.”
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Thanks to John for that one!!
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